like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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