Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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