Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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