so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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