Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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