her vagine was all disorganized.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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