I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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