I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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