Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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