The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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