Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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