what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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