Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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