Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
