I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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