Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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