Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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