I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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