Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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