im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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