ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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