Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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