found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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