sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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