Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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