i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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