he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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