guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous