Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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