well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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