it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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