chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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