my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Alive.
So much puke
This is my gift to your gina
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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