it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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