Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.

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she hot?

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i don't wanna talk about it

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore

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(513): View more from Ohio

The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?

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And she was only 16?

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour

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(817): View more from Texas

Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?

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(404): View more from Georgia

We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.

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(775): View more from Nevada

yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.

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