i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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