I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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