her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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