DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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