belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I CAN MOONWALK!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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