Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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