real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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