Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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