just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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