Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
They took my balls.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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