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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day

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• (949): View more from California

  Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?

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  are you seriously doing this over text message

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  hahaha no, but i am dumping you.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay

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• (631): View more from New York

  You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car

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• (254): View more from Texas

  you are never too drunk for berry picking

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.

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