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  I hate you but I'm not in hate with you

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?

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• (805): View more from California

  Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?

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