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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.

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