The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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