genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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