are you still at the devil's house?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
