so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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