Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
In other news, I just burned my penis
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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