she was so not down for the gang bang
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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