I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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