Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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