She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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