i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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