he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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