Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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