WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
and you fell through a lawn chair
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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