Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Randomize
