She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Please don't give away my fajitas
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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